Friday, January 2, 2009

Is Your Mama a Llama?

Adult content, well sort of... You've been warned.

So tonight we were at Barnes and Noble. We were about to head out the door when I glimpsed a book about someone who'd lost 200 lbs, and so I was flipping through it. (Still loving how the second you walk into the bookstore in January the big front display so kindly reminds you of the damage done over the holidays. (or last 10 years.)) Anyway, so as I was flipping through the book, Jerrod tells a bored Essi that she could look through one of the clearance books from a big bin of books. I hear in the background, "This would be a perfect Essi book." Then a couple seconds later, "Actually, this is NOT an Essi book." I turn around to see what she was looking at, and Jerrod is putting back a book called "The Llama Sutra. Getting Wild in the Wild Kingdom."

Okay, gasp..snort... ah~hahahahahaha!!!

Then Jerrod's explanation, "All I saw out of the far corner of my eye were two cute fuzzy bears! Then after she was looking at it, I saw the word Sutra, and was wondering where I'd heard that before." He was thinking it looked like a kids book on the cover.

Anyway, apparently it is a book, with a whole bunch of animal um.. pictures, that my (just barely) 4 year old thought was quite fascinating.

(I'm still trying to decide whether or not it was appropriate to post this, and if I don't get any comments, I'll probably worry that I am some kind of weird pervy parent because I thought it was funny. It's really not that bad. Essi just thought they were animals who were friends with each other.)


Andrea said...

I'm laughing too. Hey, if you don't laugh, you'll cry. That sounds like something that would happen in our family. You have to be careful at those bookstores. :)

Andrea said...

Oh, and we have "Is Your Mama a LLama?" and it is cute. The real version not the sutra one....LOL

Leslie said...

Oh Tenise! You crack me up! I heard about "Is Your Mama a Llama?" on Medium, love that show... and I miss it come to think of it... anyway... since then my DD (14) calls me llama instead of mom, momma, mommy or whatever... its cute and annoying at the same time :) LOL

BTW, did you get your teeny pkg from me?

Shellie said...

totally appropriate to post!!! lol. ah man that is so funny!